Gaffore - Testimonials

Golf Gaffore

“My opponent thought he had the match completely sewn up as he hit his drive on the 16th to the middle of the fairway – then to his horror I marched up threw a card at him and hoofed his ball off the fairway into the drink. He never recovered from the shock and I ended up winning the match”
James Dunlop, Hampshire

“I’d been playing badly all day until I hit a cracking drive on the 17th to within a few feet of the pin to keep my hopes alive. I was then shown a card and asked to play the shot again …of course I sliced it into the woods. To this day I don’t think I’ve ever really got over it”.
Peter Driscoll, Putney

“I’d already lost the match easily and the b****ard made me carry his clubs down the 18th hole – talk about humiliation.”
Don Smith, Cobham

	TESTIMONIALS

	Golf Gaffore “My opponent thought he had the match completely sewn up as he hit his drive on the 16th to the middle of the fairway – then to his horror I marched up threw a card at him and hoofed his ball off the fairway into the drink. He never recovered from the shock and I ended up winning the match” James Dunlop, Hampshire “I’d been playing badly all day until I hit a cracking drive on the 17th to within a few feet of the pin to keep my hopes alive. I was then shown a card and asked to play the shot again …of course I sliced it into the woods. To this day I don’t think I’ve ever really got over it”. Peter Driscoll, Putney “I’d already lost the match easily and the b**ard made me carry his clubs down the 18th hole – talk about humiliation.” Don Smith, Cobham
	Party Gaffore “I’ve still got my Get a Cab free card in my wallet but unfortunately most black cabs don’t seem to accept it” B Glazebrook, Kent “I had to go up to the girlfriend of this huge gorilla who had just gone to the loo and say to her “what’s a beautiful girl like you doing in a place like this?” before he re-appeared. I did it, but I had to keep a pretty low profile in the club from then onwards" A Ford, Highbury “We were in a hotel and the evening was in full swing but I got sent to my bedroom for 10 minutes – very annoying indeed” P Rampton, Battersea “Someone played a “down in one” card on me when I was on my way back from the bar carrying a bottle of Red – the rest of the evening is a bit of a blur” A Dale, E. Lothian